Laser Barbecue

Requirements {nid MKP}

The grill will mostly be used for parties, so it should have plenty of space. {nid MKQ}

There should be space for both vegetarian and non-vegetarian food. {nid MKR}

The fire should be easy to start and maintain. {nid MKS}

It will largely be used for high-heat grilling rather than low and slow. {nid MKT}

Specification {nid MKU}

• Laser starter (w/ optional dry ice smoke generator). {nid MKV}
• Thermostat-controlled grill actuator. {nid MKW}
• Two grills, each separately controlled. Could be used for high-heat/low-heat or vegetarian/non-vegetarian or some combination thereof. {nid MKX}

Jingle {nid MLJ}

Sung to the tune of SpiderPig: {nid MLK}

{{{ Laser 'cue, laser 'cue Does whatever a laser 'cue does. Can it start up your grill, Yes it can, it's a laser 'cue. Look out, here comes the laser 'cue. {nid MLL} }}}

References {nid MKY}

• Laser Flashlight Hack {nid MKZ}
• Wood-burning stove at Gramercy Tavern {nid MMP}