Laser Barbecue
From Eugene Eric Kim
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Requirements
The grill will mostly be used for parties, so it should have plenty of space.
There should be space for both vegetarian and non-vegetarian food.
The fire should be easy to start and maintain.
It will largely be used for high-heat grilling rather than low and slow.
Specification
- Laser starter (w/ optional dry ice smoke generator).
- Thermostat-controlled grill actuator.
- Two grills, each separately controlled. Could be used for high-heat/low-heat or vegetarian/non-vegetarian or some combination thereof.
Jingle
Sung to the tune of Spider Pig:
Laser 'cue, laser 'cue Does whatever a laser 'cue does. Can it start up your grill, Yes it can, it's a laser 'cue. Look out, here comes the laser 'cue.
